Introduction

Imagine hell was real. Imagine murderers will go there, thieves, liars, adulterers, those of the wrong faith (whatever that is), but most importantly the most evil people in the world: atheists.
One man was truly damned to Hell then. Not because he killed anybody (though people killed in his name after he was dead), not because he sugar-coated some of his scientific findings to make them more impressive (they turned out to be incorrect much later), not because he married a second time after his first wife died, but simply because he was an outspoken atheist with the intention to remove religion from this planet. This man was Ernst Heinrich Philipp August Haeckel.
Imagine how confused Haeckel must have been when he found out that hell was real. But after he’d recovered from the shock, the first thing he must have done, was searching for the love of his life, his first wife, who died fifty-five years before, never forgotten by her loving husband. But though he searched for almost ninety years, he never found her in hell. His wife, Anna Sethe, took another path when she died. First when Haeckel started working for Satan as a professional internet troll, he finally found her haunting the net in general and especially Tilia’s blog and blogger account.

A side note to the fundie trolls: This is going to be a conversation between to people who haven’t seen each other for a while. If you’re offended by the way they talk about your fictitious torture place or anything else from your fairytale worldview, get your big fat troll asses out of here. Nobody forces you to eavesdrop private conversations. And if you feel the urge to tell Tilia that she’s gonna BURN IN HELL, be sure, she already knows and she doesn’t care at all. Please keep your stupid rules and spare her your company there (and here).

A side note to people with an (at least) double digit IQ: Ernst was a quite famous evolutionist in his time. He's usually busy working for Satan and won't be able to read comments but Anna does. So if there's anything you want to know, ask Anna to forward your questions.

Oh, and the contents of these blog are purely fictitious. Similarities to real persons are obviously intended but not reliable.